The gist of it: the royal couples, Meghan and Harry and Prince William and Kate Middleton, bottom line, are not getting along.
And while planning her wedding to the Duke of Sussex, Markle reportedly turned into a bridezilla and made everyone's life even more hard.
It had been assumed that Harry and Meghan would take a Kensington Palace apartment before the arrival of their first child next year, making them neighbours of the Cambridges.
While the veracity of these claims is totally unfounded, it's also worth noting that Markle and Harry will be moving out of their cottage in Kensington Palace and into Frogmore Cottage in Windsor before their little one arrives. The source claimed that Kate told the former Suits actress, "That's unacceptable, they're my staff and I speak to them". Before betting was stopped, the odds of Markle giving birth to twins reached a high of 5 to 1.
News of the Sussexes' upcoming move also came recent reports of "tension" between William and Harry.
But they may have intervened to no avail, for Buckingham Palace's statement was followed by fresh reports that the royal couples would be "spending Christmas apart".
More news: Priyanka and Nick's wedding ceremony starts with traditional pujaHarry and Doria joined Meghan for the launch of the cookbook. But, Markle was so stressed out, bossy, and emotional during Princess Charlotte's bridesmaid dress fitting that Kate ended up in tears.
Household staff were reportedly left astounded when she demanded air fresheners to fix the "musty" smell at St George's Chapel before her wedding, but Buckingham Palace officials said no.
Meghan and Mrs Obama were said to have formed a strong bond and are expected to stay in contact, the source added.
"So my biggest piece of advice would be to take some time and don't be in a hurry to do anything", she continues.
"Meghan is a believer in karma and she doesn't want to sit there reading negative online stories and comments about herself..."
The young prince is then said to have given his ex a "thunderous look" and told her "I can't believe you just said that" under his breath.